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Deceptichum@quokk.au to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

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what else is there

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Deceptichum@quokk.au to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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    Your opinion on pickles. There’s a chance she’ll give you her pickle every time you get sandwiches, and that’s valuable.

    • devfuuu@lemmy.world
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      And don’t forget to apply the same for olives.

      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        Yes! Black olives are the bomb and she hates them. I actually saw a black olive snack pack at a gas station and was sad she wasn’t there to judge me harshly when I bought it.

  • Squorlple@lemmy.world
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    Tell her your quest

    • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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      As long as she doesn’t ask the air speed of a swallow.

      • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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        And by the way, just in case it becomes relevant, the capital of Assyria at the time of its destruction was Nineveh. Just in case.

        • FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee
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          In the space of about 300 years the captital was moved four times. The last capital, Harran, was only the captital for the last three or so years of Assyria, after the larger cities were burned to the ground by the Neo-Babylonians and the Medes.

          It’s kind of amazing how fast Assyria declined from its peak

          • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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            I was going to put something about asking “which time period?” to get the keeper launched off the bridge, but thought it would dilute the joke. 😀

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    Tell her what your favorite dinosaur is.

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    That’s why I don’t tell my favorite color that early

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    She’s banging on a door right next to a “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” sign, that bitch can stay outside and be one with nature or some shit

    • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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      But girls is a plural. So clearly one girl can be in the room.

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        At a time!

        Not exclusively one girl.

      • Deceptichum@quokk.auOP
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        Edit: Is she wearing a Hang Ten shirt and Converse? How oddly brand detailed for the Simpsons.

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    Why would you not lead with/focus on your Funko Pop collection? Play to your strengths.

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    I’m in this picture and I dont like it

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    Idk OP but imma find out.

    I’ve heard that my feelings matter!

    (after I express my feelings:)

  • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf
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    Um, what about your favorite food sweatie?

    • Deceptichum@quokk.auOP
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      Orange

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        Fruit? Eeeeeewwwwwwww. Gross.

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          I was pretty sure I wasn’t going to go on a second date with a guy when he told me he didn’t like fruit of any kind. Our fate was sealed when he told me that he didn’t like any kind of cheese. Wtf.

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            you dated an alien species that night

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