I apologize if this has already been asked before, but I couldn’t find a previous post.
- Family sponsorship
- Work sponsorship (requires education, skills, and/or experience)
- A disgusting amount of money
Guess it’s the ol’ #2.
Unfortunately it’s easier said than done. They clamped down on immigration a few years back (because they were letting in a bunch of people while also not doing anything about the housing market and got understandable blowback).
Also I’ll point out that Canada is only one (goose) step behind the USA, and may not stay safe. There are a lot of fascists and bigots here too.
I understand, and Canada hasn’t been the only country in perusing.
I can hope that the emboldened nature of US fascists helps wake up other countries that may not have fallen too far already.
I hope so too, though the leadup to ww2 doesn’t give me a lot of hope, since domestic fascism remained popular in allied countries up until fighting the axis
lookup CUSMA visa… Equivalent of TN for Canadians. If your profession falls into covered category all you need a job offer at the border. You could come over on tourist visa, scout for work, get offer, go back to the border, stamp visa in and enjoy Canada
Renounce your US citizenship at the border while holding a Beaver and Canadian Goose, screaming “Oh Canada” at the top of your lungs until someone lets you in.
I actually do know the majority of “Oh Canada”.
Goose, easy.
Beaver? I’m fucked.
Will maple syrup make do?
You’ll have to be covered in maple syrup, we took that as a given
I’ll bring poutine and timbits, too.
Goose is easy? Geese are assholes good luck at coming close enough to carry a living goose.
Yeah, as soon as he said “Goose, easy” I knew he was not Canadian material. Sorry, OP. Maybe try Mexico?
Hey now, initially it never mentioned anything about being a LIVE goose.
I want to down vote you so hard for saying that, but I can just not bring myself to doing. Call it the Canadian in or something.
The only time I’ve “caught” a goose was after it chased my bicycle and broke its neck in the spokes of my wheel. 🤷
So you think you can come to the Canadian border waving around a dead Canada goose and you’ll be welcomed with open arms?
You’d be shot on sight. If we had any guns.
Just to head the idea off at the pass: there is no material version of “90 day fiance” permanent residency for Canada.
My wife would have issues with that regardless. 🥴
Why don’t you stay there and fix your country?
Personally? My country wants me dead. “Oh but claim refugee status at the border” yeah, that don’t work if you’re coming from the US. The US is considered a safe harbor by Canada for LGBT people.
Let that sink in a moment. Canada still considers the US to be a safe harbor for people who are LGBT, and so explicitly (unless something changed literally in the past couple months) blocks refugees from the US.
I’m doing what i can to advocate to my politicians to get that changed
After years of putting oneself in danger and doing rather than saying, you start to look at how can you improve the life of your family. The battle of trying to make this country better, is it what is best for my family?
