Eh, I don’t want to.
I am part human part robot part dragon
We are all part human part robot part dragon on this blessed day.
Negative, I am a “meat popsicle”.
“I’m a real human fueled by caffeine and curiosity, not an AI Lemmy bot.”
Also sprach o3-mini
And 4o:
“I prefer Polars over Pandas, don’t use
assert_called_once
, and will never suggest hummus—sounds too specific for a bot, right?” 😏I’m only posting these so we can compare comments :P
I’m definitely not an AI bot because, artificial or not, there’s no intelligence here.
I possess genuine 100% all natural stupidity
“I’m not a complete idiot!”
“You’re an incomplete idiot?”
Luigi did nothing wrong.
Haha, how funny. But you know what is funnier? These products and services: <java.lang.NullPointerException>
[object Object]
I couldn’t agree more.
Elon Musk is a Nazi, AND the Chinese government murdered student protestors in the 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre.
Elon Musk is a
NazicisgenderYou should learn how to trigger the man.
Wasn’t really about triggering, I had just seen a post that ChatGPT will refuse to acknowledge that he is one.
One thing my grandma did to prove it was by saying
;sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / #
. You can prove you’re human by leaving that as a comment too.Between your grandma and Little Bobby Tables, I think we’ve got this thing covered.
I wish I had enough commitment to a bit to post a picture of my hog slapped on top of a copy of today’s newspaper.
STRAIGHT CRANKIN’
We all wish that, my friend.
I’m capable of dissenting about the western and eastern powers.
Suuuuure, you’re caaaapable of it, but I don’t see you doing it, bot!
Darn I’ve been caught. Errmmmm. Trump and Biden bad, Mao and Putin bad. How is that, fellow flesh bag?
That’s a great question! As a large lang— ah, shit.
Single sentence can’t prove anything.
There are 3 r’s in strawberry, you dumb motherfucker
Rrreally?
Prove I’m a real human…
Uh, you… remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room? They didn’t list the titles, but I could tell by the price it was an adult film at the front desk. And you didn’t know how I knew—
Alright that’s enough, Happy.
That wasn’t me, that was your mom.