There’s a lesson here…

If you’re not careful, the beans will blow out your bottom.

You set the (hot) crock in the (cold) snow and the bottom cracked and fell through?

I don’t get it, I put the hot ceramic right on the freezing snow, it should have been fine!

rip beans :(

Your beans :(

What an I looking at here? What’s the white stuff? Snow?

Snowy frijoles!

Pretty soon those are going to be some kewl beanz.

beens

Oh, beans…

They look like maggots or skin coloured hardbacks ungulating and pulsing like a mass of boiling flesh