There’s a lesson here…

If you’re not careful, the beans will blow out your bottom.

I don’t get it, I put the hot ceramic right on the freezing snow, it should have been fine!

rip beans :(

You set the (hot) crock in the (cold) snow and the bottom cracked and fell through?

Pretty soon those are going to be some kewl beanz.

Your beans :(

What an I looking at here? What’s the white stuff? Snow?

beens

Snowy frijoles!

Oh, beans…

They look like maggots or skin coloured hardbacks ungulating and pulsing like a mass of boiling flesh