Maybe we can make custom coffins With things that they like painted on the side, like a line going up, or hundred dollar bills
I mean, to be completely honest, it was a relief that it wasn’t children or random innocent adults getting gunned down this time.
Ffs the police rarely get the right house when busting someone’s door down and shoot the “wrong suspect” all the time. This guy shot his intended target and hurt no one else. He’s not only less evil than health care CEOs, he’s less evil and more competent than the police.
The police have a hard time not breaking into the wrong house and shooting the wrong person while the person is sleeping. Its a little problematic.
Just like kids can get bulletproof backpacks, they can have bulletproof suitcases.
They have enough money to do the “inner lining?” “Tactical” thing for real.
Quite painful I’m afraid
I think… I think he meant the suit suit, not the skin suit.
I think.
You mean Faraday Cage bags right?
“Fact of life” as someone said.
“Instead of getting rid of the orphan crushing machine, they found out it was easier modifying it to accept CEO’s as well. Now it is an ‘orphan and CEO crushing machine’.”
Sometimes the powers that be need the proper motivation needed to get rid of the orphan crushing machine.
Someone please post to truth social
That last coffin has a tik tok logo 🤦♂️
That’s sad. Someone asked “what does she like?” and someone responded “TikTok”. At least the other stuff on the box is an actual theme.