This is a legit book. Here is the link for it https://www.penguinrandomhouseretail.com/author/?authorid=2069621
Maybe my wife will buy it for her boyfriend
Maybe wife will buy it for herself
The cold kiss of the toilet bowl, if you are not careful enough, is the worse.
Its even worse when unwrapping the thing and it lands in the urinal.
Or when you use a German toilet model - the one with the poop bowl - and it touches the poo.
(And you don’t even need that much of an oversize for this to actually happen)
Pro-tip: wrap it behind yourself and let it rest over your shoulder, kind of like a shoulder cannon.
Or commonly named Poseidon’s touch.
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What’s up with that glove though?
Haven’t read the book yet, huh?
You don’t have special furious-masturbation gloves?
It looks like an order was going out and the employee wearing the glove took a picture before it goes into the bin for order fulfillment.
Gardening while book shopping
It’s a goodwill donation. You don’t touch the incoming stuff with your bare hands.
Ooh, is this another coloring book?
there’d be a LOT to color
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The free pen’is to color it in with cough
I’ve read this book and it’s actually hilarious. Like intentionally. Highly recommend.
Why does it need to be a real book? A dust cover, You can put on any book, when reading in public spaces would be better.
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That’s a big dick, buddy.
As a thicker man in the higher end of the range given: women say that’s the ideal, but “girl inches” are a real thing
Being rejected because you’re hurting someone no matter how careful you are is more mentally/emotionally damaging than people know, for both people
I have been blessed with what the articles you’ve seen claim women say is the perfect dong. About 1 in 5 women have told me it was too large and uncomfortable while the rest have told me how much better bigger ones like mine are. One refused me outright after she saw it.
Funny thing is guys stare WAY more in nude situations.
Turns out after looking it up someone has done a more scientific study which determined that women prefer a 6.3 x 4.8 incher for a long-term partner, which is honestly much more reasonable when confronted with the actual stats on how big a human dong generally is.
Hey, thanks for advertising my Autobiography.
Emphasis on the “auto.”
“fellacio”. Don’t worry, I can handle it all by myself. :)
This book would be useless to me.
Well, not all of us have our massive schlongs figured out as well as you do, okay!?
Hugh Penisi?
I hardly know him.Dat tripede logo
Since most guys don’t invest lots of time staring at other guy’s eject cocks, who’s to know. Why not allow your boyfriend to be thrilled thinking that he has an above average sized penis?
