I declare BANKRUPTCY!!!
I declare BANKRUPTCY!!!
Is it sad that I know “chiaroscuro” from Strongbad emails?
Sounds good
The whole chart is rather fascinating and eye opening: Vehicle visibility
That’s a whole green olive… But still.
And that’s why, as a Midwesterner, I proudly put black olives on my tacos. And it’s tastes pretty damn great!
I’ve been thoroughly enjoying these memes. They remind me a lot of when shittymorph would get you with the undertaker bit. Except now I’ll be looking at cool science charts that are genuinely interesting only to find someone snuck in a sneaky Saddam.
JD Vance is a closeted childless cat lady pass it on
I’m surprised no one has mentioned the fake old movie that plays in Home Alone. “I’m gonna give you till the count of 10 to get your ugly yeller no good keester off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One… Two… Ten!” 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
First sentence: wow I absolutely agree. It’s such a shame that mothers have to go back to work so soon after giving birth. We should work toward guaranteeing parental time off for all parents.
Second sentence: yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah… Um… Nevermind.
So we’re posting classics today huh?
Goddamn how old is this video now? I remember watching it on some wacky ass website full of silly videos because YouTube hadn’t been invented yet.
This is an excellent meme format. You can replace the text with all kinds of stupid shit like “I know you drank orange juice with your chocolate cake”.
You ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?
JD Vance puts mustard on his pizza pass it on
I hate Illinois marshmallows!!
Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a got-dang hotdog!
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
Based on the movies I’ve seen, I thought the title was implying that they were actually the same person. I should watch less movies…
We still have one in Illinois but I’m not sure how it’s still holding on. Used to love going in there. Loads of specialized parts and equipment as well as staff that were super knowledgeable and helpful. But at least we have Microcenter now… Which is like if you took a Fry’s and scaled it down and made it work more like a car dealership 😭😭😭