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          13 days ago

          UwU what’s this?

          Notices whiskey tumbler 🥃 OwO, did Don Draper-sama leave this for me? picks it up and sips nervously so smooth loosens tie Notices ad campaign pitch on the table 📄 O-oh my, the client is gonna love this… or will they? 👉👈 nuzzles storyboard Y-you like the tagline? “Happiness is just a purchase away”? rubs temples dramatically Advertising is so hard lights cigarette Client-sama, pwease approve my pitch, I worked so hawd on it 🥺👉👈 smolders in existential dread