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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·1 month agoI just remembered that Coca-Cola requires denatured coca leaves from South America. So enjoy that $8 Coke can, America
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 month agoFinally a real cure for American obesity.
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-21 month agoWe’ll just drink mountain dew, instead. It has bonus brominated vegetable oil.
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoAh, well, if the vegetable oil has been brominated by the council of bros, it should be all good, bro.
I just remembered that Coca-Cola requires denatured coca leaves from South America.
So enjoy that $8 Coke can, America
Finally a real cure for American obesity.
We’ll just drink mountain dew, instead. It has bonus brominated vegetable oil.
Ah, well, if the vegetable oil has been brominated by the council of bros, it should be all good, bro.