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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days ago

Are YOU having an emergency?

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Are YOU having an emergency?

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days ago
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    Dear Sir/Madam,

    I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road…

    No, that’s too formal.

    Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Cavendon Road.

    Looking forward to hearing from you.
    Yours truly, Maurice Moss.

    • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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      I’ll just put the fire here with the rest of the fire.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      No, it’s me. I start every conversation off this way.

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          He’s lying, I saw Track Shovel in a cafe last week and it’s definitely just Dougie Jones in a massive latex fat suit

          • OpenStars@discuss.online
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            The plot thickens! Especially around the middle!

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        Dougie Jones is a legend

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      That particular shot is from Portlandia where he played the mayor.

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    Kyle Maclachlan is a got-dang national treasure. 🫡

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    ahoy

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