Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square171fedilinkarrow-up1769arrow-down111
arrow-up1758arrow-down1imageI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square171fedilink
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·15 hours agoIt’s currently September 19th
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 hours agoDude, you’re already part god. You don’t get to be raptured.
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 hours agoI also don’t want to go to work
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·14 hours agoGood news: you don’t have to! You may end up losing your job and eating out of a dumpster, but you don’t have to.
It’s currently September 19th
Dude, you’re already part god. You don’t get to be raptured.
I also don’t want to go to work
Good news: you don’t have to! You may end up losing your job and eating out of a dumpster, but you don’t have to.