Amateur move not to use the horizontal space to exaggerate.
Still learning
Amateur move to give away the punchline in the title of the post.
They need the space for a possible answer from the damsel of the castle.
Wait until you see Beauty Revealed.
I’ve been sent dick pics before, but being a lesbian they were very unwelcome. If someone sent me a painting of their boobs, though, yep—seems like that would work.
I would honestly feel obligated to marry any girl who sent me a painting of her boobs. That’s a lot of work. There’s no way you don’t look back and regret missing the girl who SENT YOU A PAINTING OF HER BOOBS ON IVORY.
Beauty Revealed is an 1828 self-portrait by the American artist Sarah Goodridge, a watercolor portrait miniature on a piece of ivory.
Goodridge gave the portrait to statesman Daniel Webster, who was a frequent subject and possibly a lover, following the death of his wife; she may have intended to provoke him into marrying her. Although Webster married someone else, his family held onto the portrait until the 1980s …
Imagine holding on to the nude pic that dad’s old crush sent him.
I jerk off to this painting as my dad did and his dad before him.
What a nice family tradition. I wonder if they all use the same cloth to clean up?
Goodridge, aged forty when she completed the miniature, depicts breasts that appear imbued with a “balance, paleness, and buoyancy” by the harmony of light, color, and balance.
There’s no way her tits looked like that at 40. No sir, I’m not buying it. 🐴
“My Lady, a dick raven has arrived for you.”
With RFC 1149, this would still work now.
The future of dick pics is beaming them straight to someone’s retinas
Ich shown thee mīn peniſ pleasæ responede
just send a fax
1847 called, they want their dick pic back.
I like to think that the drawing of the giant naked dude in the English countryside that was made by Paleolithic humans was the first dick pic
I thought Cerci Lanister used crows?
No, crows guarded the Wall. The messenger birds were ravens.
I stand corrected.
I was not expecting that
Also please mark this as NSFW
Just to be pedantic, this would be a dick pic pre-camera.
