Kairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoPizzalemmy.todayimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1589arrow-down125
arrow-up1564arrow-down1imagePizzalemmy.todayKairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-squareivanafterall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agoThose guys are twisted. Cheating on me is one thing, getting pizza without me is seriously fucked up.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month ago“My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I’m asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me.”
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoThey have a point. Not all guys are down for sharing a dick but everyone is down with sharing a pizza
Those guys are twisted. Cheating on me is one thing, getting pizza without me is seriously fucked up.
“My wife, I can forgive for you having multiple affairs. The various attempts on my life by you, all water under the bridge. Getting pizza without me? I’m asking for annulment. This marriage never happened. You are dead to me.”
They have a point. Not all guys are down for sharing a dick but everyone is down with sharing a pizza