Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoToot tootsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square119fedilinkarrow-up11.2Karrow-down19
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minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up182·4 months agoWhile at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·4 months agothis whole thread, I’m crying
minus-squareGlitterbomb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·4 months agoHeres what you do - go to the bank today, get $50 in pennies…
minus-squareNeon 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️🌈@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoEverything is about shitting -> Power is about shitting Power is about shitting -> shitting is about power Repeat
While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.
this whole thread, I’m crying
Heres what you do - go to the bank today, get $50 in pennies…
Dominance is the key
Everything is about shitting -> Power is about shitting
Power is about shitting -> shitting is about power
Repeat