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minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoNo, we’re talking America here. That’s not nearly enough butter. It needs to cover basically the whole face of the toast.
minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoIndeed, as an American I feel it would only be exaggeration if the whole face of the toast was covered in so much butter that it’s white.
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoWhy wouldn’t you want butter over the whole face of the toast? What kind of monster are you?
minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoThe kind of monster who toasts my toast on the lowest setting, but still uses a full coat of butter.
minus-squareOpenStars@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoI was thinking the opposite: who needs the: toast, egg, or plates underneath - the coffee is mandatory though. Bacon on a paper towel needs less clean-up afterwards. :-P
No, we’re talking America here. That’s not nearly enough butter. It needs to cover basically the whole face of the toast.
Unironically yes.
Indeed, as an American I feel it would only be exaggeration if the whole face of the toast was covered in so much butter that it’s white.
Why wouldn’t you want butter over the whole face of the toast? What kind of monster are you?
The kind of monster who toasts my toast on the lowest setting, but still uses a full coat of butter.
I was thinking the opposite: who needs the: toast, egg, or plates underneath - the coffee is mandatory though. Bacon on a paper towel needs less clean-up afterwards. :-P