Bro I had a major scare last month. TP came back straight blood red. Was like great got the colon C or even hemorrhoids… Nope just crappy low quality TP scraping my gentle, milksoft asshole flesh. Switched back to the nice stuff and nothing but beautiful brown now baby.
Ok, something milder, without any racism or other shit like that, just a happy kids’ song about nuclear war. Here’s rough Google translation of lyrics into English. Great song to sing along in the kindergarden! I mean every kid wishes to be nuked and can’t wait for the moment!
This seems pretty fucking dark even for a shitpost.
Shit is also quite dark so…
Mine is green🟢
You should get that checked out It’s supposed to be red
Bro I had a major scare last month. TP came back straight blood red. Was like great got the colon C or even hemorrhoids… Nope just crappy low quality TP scraping my gentle, milksoft asshole flesh. Switched back to the nice stuff and nothing but beautiful brown now baby.
Not OP, but I have much darker jokes for you. But I’m afraid this whole Lemmy instance will be closed down by authorities if I post any of them.
Go ahead; .world is getting too big anyway.
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can we stop with the dark humor = minority (omg I’m so funny)?
please? it’s not dark humor, it’s boring.
I guess you are right.
DO IT!
Ok, something milder, without any racism or other shit like that, just a happy kids’ song about nuclear war. Here’s rough Google translation of lyrics into English. Great song to sing along in the kindergarden! I mean every kid wishes to be nuked and can’t wait for the moment!
Something something food something kids.