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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Pearls Before Swine creator Stephan Pastis breaks 25% of the law.

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Pearls Before Swine creator Stephan Pastis breaks 25% of the law.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    His pockets are only in two states each. He may be in physical possession of illegal drugs for that one state, but the drugs themselves may not be there. How would that be ruled?

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      Technically they’re on his person which is how possession is usually defined.

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        But possession is 9/10 of the law which means means this is only 9/40 or .225 illegal

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          That’s the saying, but in reality it’s more like 80%, or 4/5.

          This, being in four states at once, that makes it 4/20.

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      Maybe he was spinning around at the time.

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        Spin Up or Spin Down?

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      Schrödinger’s weed

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      by the judge beating the shit out of you

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        Battle judges

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          this behavior is shown in the 2012 documentary judge dredd

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      Ah, you beat me to it. But don’t forget the back pockets.

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