I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:
- never lie.
- never tell the whole truth.
- never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
Do not, and I can’t stress this enough! Put your dick, in crazy…
But I can fix them!!!
↖️This is the real life pro-tip right here
That usrname tho. What you just said hits different.
Lol this got me
…at least, not until after the vasectomy.
proceeds to get std
STDs got nothing on a lifetime of emotional abuse