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minus-squarewjrii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·7 months agoThank you for making me relive my trauma. I’m not sure the optometrist’s armrests ever worked properly again after my death grip from the one and only time I tried contacts. EYES ARE NOT FOR TOUCHING.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 months agoI’m with you. I don’t know how people do it.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months agoI’d rather be tortured by Gul Madred.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months ago“Place your hand over your right eye and tell me how many lights you see.”
Thank you for making me relive my trauma. I’m not sure the optometrist’s armrests ever worked properly again after my death grip from the one and only time I tried contacts.
EYES ARE NOT FOR TOUCHING.
I’m with you. I don’t know how people do it.
I’d rather be tortured by Gul Madred.
“Place your hand over your right eye and tell me how many lights you see.”
THERE ARE EIGHT LIGHTS!