Particle Rifles
T’pol with the standard issue crop top, of course.
Properly fitting uniformS
Standard issue in the mirror universe.
It’s not like fabric is going to stop a phaser. Might as well get some airflow going.
Properly aligned warp coils
Picard gives orders.
[swoon]
Positrons.
Programmed in multiple techniqueS.
Philosophical Debates
with garak?
Especially with Garak
Pockets
Photon torpedoes
Pants with pockets?
I assumed it was phasers.
Plaster of Paris?
Wait that sounds kinda wrong…
Paris’ plaster?
Phds? Potatoes? Puppies? perpetually ensign harry Kim pillows? Pillows?
Pancakes
pesos
Pterodactyls. It’s true.
I’m the motherfucking pterodactyl, and I’m here to ptero you a new asshole!
Could you move it up a few inches please the last one is not holding the poo quite the way it should and it keeps bumping into my belt
Pistachios.
Platypus
