Nah.

The concept of no-fault divorce must infuriate you.

Sorry it took me 12 days to respond, I was taking a break from Lemmy (you should consider it) but I just wanted to pop back in and say lol downvoted.

This will never not be the saddest shit on this website, please go touch grass.

Do thorns cause problems for screen readers for those with bision problems?

Apparently they didn’t. Top executives are both pissed at Bob Iger and scrambling to figure out how to right the ship.

The early expenses of raising a child, not “all of your expenses”

I started getting this after I got diagnosed with diabetes, because I started eating way less junk food, so my salt intake went down. My blood pressure is usually on the low end now. It’s annoying, and I’ve talked to my doctor about it but she mostly said to drink more water.

You can do timed mutes of keywords, though the times aren’t as customizable as some people might like.

We’re on Metric time already, the base unit of measure for time in the Metric system is the second. This is decimal time.

It’s more likely that Connecticut comes alphabetically after Colorado in the list of state names and the number of data sets it used for training that were lists of states were probably abover the average, so the model has a higher statistical weight for putting connecticut after colorado if someone asks about a list of states

It’s funny seeing the list and knowing connecticut is only there because it’s alphabetically after colorado (in fact all four listed appear in that order alphabetically) because they probably scraped so many lists of states that the alphabetical order is the statistically most probable response in their corpus when any state name is listed.

I wasn’t even given an option for sound, the guy told me the headphones were just for communicating. I just tanked 30 minutes in the tube with nothing but the sound of vibrations.

Ah, okay. That makes sense.

Trader Joes is only located in the lower 48 states.

Aldi in North America is owned by a different parent company than Trader Joes. Both parent companies are named Aldi. The context of the original question was essentially asking “Aren’t Aldi (US) and Trader Joes owned by the same company?” to which Mr Worldly Wiseman responded with a correct no. No further specification needed because you can simply look to the broader context the question was asked in.

That’s literally just an HOA, but only for multi-tenant buildings. Like, I get that you don’t have them for detached single family homes, but every aspect you’re describing is just how HOAs function in the US.

I got laid off about five and a half years ago, at the start of Covid. The meeting was with my manager and his boss (who I was also friendly with). I got a meeting invite and asked if we could push it back an hour so I could drive my wife to work, they said sure. I told my wife on the drive that I was getting laid off. Sure enough, I was. They paid me five weeks severance and gave me resources to file for unemployment. It was due to Covid causing a huge drop in money coming in, which was understandable. Honestly, I didn’t like my job, I had already hired a company to rewrite my resumé. So it worked out. At least my boss and his boss had the spine to do it personally. I’ll always give them credit for that.

So, not solid surfaces, as called out in the image

I mean, literally not? The meme about Don’t Dead Open Inside was that the words went top to bottom then left to right. This is the opposite. It reads left to right, top to bottom.