My first invention was a jigsaw puzzle that you could pick up and fold away without losing progress (velcro on the pieces and the board). It felt great at the time! I’ve been chasing that high ever since.

Ooh it’s because when we were babies we put everything in our mouths! The brain (and tongue) remembers.

People become defensive when they’ve been hurt before.

Ha I cup my man’s pecs because they’re there. I believe it may be the same reason men like to honk ours. Honk

Fellow mom, working class.

Done

Taylor swift got you

That’s their deluded way of stealing the song. Real eyes realize real lies

I like grabbing my brush and doing a little makeup in the morning to start the day

Aww yall are cute :) eloquence is a skill one must practice regularly. I agree you are quite good at typing out shit

I see a pearl necklace

Kill…meee… hopefully

Lookat datboi

Pulp fiction.

Same. This.

Edited to add: fuck redtit

Here’s hoping you don’t have to go to the hardware store a thousand times

I’m proud of you!! I miss my grandma, too. She was the only one nice to me, haha. Keep it up!

I’m a woman so I would become a temp prostitute. I would avoid hard drugs. Bank roll and buy a van. Live in van. Great success.

Best kind of phone.

Seeing this made me happy!