You super don’t need a whole other toilet lol. LUXE makes some affordable attachments I’ve had good luck with. But of course, there are multiple types and a dozen price points so you’ll have to do some googling to find what sounds good to you and what works for your bathroom.

When I had just started driving, I was heading home from something one day and was turning left at an intersection. An ambulance pulled up in the cross traffic with the siren on. My light was green and I had just started to pull into the intersection when this happened. I stopped, thinking the ambulance was gonna keep going, except they also stopped. I got confused, panicked, and floored it. They almost hit me as I cut right in front of their path. I freaked the fuck out and pulled into a parking lot to calm down, feeling like a dumbass. Years later and I still freak out when I hear sirens near me on the road thinking I’m gonna fuck up again somehow.

They will be on next year’s awards though

“[Solution] shouldn’t exist because we should just have a perfect world instead.”

Thinking children’s lives are worth anything outside of the womb, obviously

Their eyes got poked out

Vegetable slavery

“Guy leaves.”

What a bunch of bəlɑɡnə

We tried Mysterium and it wasn’t really a great experience. It’s probably better if you get the hang of it, but we have a lot of other games to try before that point, so que será será

I just think they’re neat