wish I could remember. all my best epiphanies go faster than I can even write them down.
that which is false is merely a refraction of truth
wish I could remember. all my best epiphanies go faster than I can even write them down.
that motherfucker paul turned the christ cult all incelly
nothing gets me more pissed off than when I’m driving the speed limit on an open road with an open passing zone, no one coming towards me or ahead of me, and some dipshit decides to ride my ass
woah. is this real? never seen anything like it. aren’t those rockets like 200 feet tall too? wow, might just be stoned but this is really blowing my mind.
I read that nasa can’t even make saturn v rockets anymore. that the design documents and manufacturing techniques weren’t properly archived and everyone that worked on them has died by now. idk if any of that is true.
I don’t trust vending machines anymore. I barely used them ever but over the years I got moldy food a couple times and a bunch of times the thing gets stuck and I end up not getting what I paid for. fool me once, shame on, shame on you… fool me, can’t get fooled again
quality over quantity my friend
ngl I blocked them because I got sick of seeing stale memes reposted with vaguely related titles. I thought they were a repost bot but that might be going too far
next time a cop almost takes me out running a red light, I’m going to assume he’s heading for a burger
real shit, these things are mechanical turks. they really are cameras that are live streaming to centers in third world countries. when the poorly paid operator sees you’re done, he sends the flush signal to the toilet. if you’ve ever been in a bathroom where the “sensor is broken” and it seems to flush at random, it’s because they just keep flushing it periodically if they can’t get a visual. real truth
yeah they must’ve been mistaken. the nose, ears, feet position, body shape, coat pattern, and lack of tail all give it away for me.
I have had both rabbits and guinea pigs and I can assure you this is a guinea pig
fucking disgusting
can’t even trust that anymore with all the bots floating about
when pigs fly
yup keeps scrolling
I was listening to a live stream with a couple meteorologists explaining everything. they were fairly jovial and laid back seeming guys but at one point, one of them got a deadly serious tone to his voice and started talking about how this one can’t be rode out, can’t be survived.
can’t you set a password so it can’t join willy nilly?
fuck walgreens. mine used to be a different pharmacy before walgreens bought it and completely ruined it.