Time to bring out the soluti-honhonhon.

Next stage is you’re writing your own backstory that somehow combines minis from different factions and games even.

You take care to walk a fine line to keep it cohesive and relatable.

You invest time and effort to bring it to life on the table.

You even spend hours play testing the rules and stats you wrote, with an eye on keeping things balanced.

“Nah man, let’s just play 40k as is, I mean your stuff seems weird”.

I fail to see a problem.

Own it.

Oh, as in launching a bunch of exploding space-shuttles to obscure the sun? Got it.

Take a slice and then cut it diagonal on the side.

Ok I feel we’re not getting crucial information here. Just onions and mustard? Is that a thing? And if so what kind of mustard?

Stop burying the lead!

Who tf uses google anymore anyway? (I know, I know, a sea of normies)

Orson Welles: A-HAAAAAaaaa the-Fr3nchhhh

Hey man, as long as it’s consensual…

Yeah sure why not, it’s not like they’re trying to be taken serious anymore…

Better be running Linux on that Console for the minimalist approach.

GW: he can’t keep getting away with this!

Unpopular take: I’m just gonna quit gaming for a while. If I really need to piss away some time I got a bunch of wad files or newgrounds. F it.

Well, there goes that quirk of mine XD

Fuck yeah, no telemetry or tracking on those things. You go geezers!

Every few years I get a yearning to play through Daikatana.

The entire thing.

I’ve been doing this from before the community patch.

I dunno.

Don’t worry, we men are already evening out the odds by getting our panties twisted in a bunch over a clever meme.

Ah man, I had no idea evangelical preachers have been such avid Garfield fans.

Leviticus commands us to stone the false prophets.

These assholes are just out for free weed.