You are consistently happy, all the time. People think you are strange for not crying at funerals, but smiling instead. You never feel anything but happy. No envy, no hatred, no love. Just happiness.

Yep, the government would say no to that name.

I am happy that here in Finland you can’t name your child whatever you want.

Also would have been nice if the buyers hadn’t waited years after finding out to announce it, giving the seller plenty of time to shut down the original company. There is nothing to sue now.

They remind him of the other photos they have from Epstein’s pedo paradise.

They flatter him and his business prowess and tell him that they are losing by helping him, but he is such a good negotiator.

“What are you, chicken?”

Have it form connections to all the other browsers using the extension and they all send a click.

But foreign politics less so. New government in Kenya? Not a big deal. Convicted felon and rapist shitting on the world? Annoying, but there are more important local matters.

I believe it is a conspiracy by HP to make us use more ink.

Apparently there was a study done and your happiness levels out. Like if you got a big pay bump you’d be happier for a while but then back to baseline.

My boss used this to say that we don’t need raises. I asked if we could prove it and me and her swap pays. She laughed and brushed me off.

It will be a sad Monday when Garfield passes.

At the quantum level, there is true randomness. From there comes the understanding that one random fluctuation can change others and affect the future. There is no certainty of the future, our decisions have not been made. We have free will.

It’s a bad deal for Ukraine. No guarantee of military or financial support for the war, and they get stripped of resources. Same deal comes from Putin.

I know how it worked for a certain European country in the late 30’s and early 40’s.

I had this one many moons ago. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleco_Telstar_Arcade#/media/File:Coleco-Telstar-Arcade-Pongside-L.jpg

Wood grain, triangular, and it had a gun.

Yeah, the same way their highest prices are named “Best offer” or “Special Rate”

I recently found out the blood bank has an office near my favourite bar. So I’m going to give blood before a few beers and see how I go. Should be a cheap night.

Not equivalent. Let’s measure the aircraft performance by its ability to carry passengers between capital cities.

It’s baby steps and we need to encourage more investment. Not dismiss the Wright brothers for being unable to fly from New York to London after ten years of development.

It’s because 51% of you didn’t vote against him.

https://youtu.be/bzVHjg3AqIQ

It’s like people who find I don’t believe in hell asking “what’s stopping you from murdering people?”

If religion is all that’s stopping you, I’m worried.