The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoMiami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexertowww.dexerto.comexternal-linkmessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1243arrow-down123cross-posted to: offbeat@lemmy.ca
arrow-up1220arrow-down1external-linkMiami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexertowww.dexerto.comThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square41fedilinkcross-posted to: offbeat@lemmy.ca
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 months agoI love the idea of an alien invasion in Miami and the first you hear of it is a bunch of gunfire as random citizens just declare war on the aliens within second. “Oh my god what’s that??” “It’s kinda shadowy” “Open fire!”
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 months agoWell… it is Florida and shadows are black…
minus-squareI_Has_A_Hat@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoCops don’t investigate crimes They just take shots in the dark.
I love the idea of an alien invasion in Miami and the first you hear of it is a bunch of gunfire as random citizens just declare war on the aliens within second.
“Oh my god what’s that??”
“It’s kinda shadowy”
“Open fire!”
Well… it is Florida and shadows are black…
Cops don’t investigate crimes
They just take shots in the dark.