The Onion would never - could never - publish this.
Florida Man: Challenge accepted! It’s going to be legendary!!!
Florida Man should really become Marvel’s next superhero
Sounds like a normal day in India
Tldr: the cow was launched by a train and flew 30 meters.
Hoe the cow gained more impetus than the train itself isn’t explained.
Seeing a cow is a holy animal in India I’m wondering about the karmic balance of this situation…
Beginning to wonder if those Bollywood physics were accurate after all…
Kind of expected “the police who were also relieving themselves…”
Holy cow!
Ur really milking those puns!
How dairy make such a bad pun?
An udder shame.
Your Chances Of being killed by a cow Are Low But Never Zero
“cow that was tossed 30m up in the air”
How hard do you have to hit a cow to knock it 30m into the air?
With a high rate of mooovement.
He had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.
First assume a spherical cow in a frictionless vacuum…