Mickey Mouse is meeting with a divorce attorney. At one point the attorney says “Mr. Mouse, are you sure you want to go down this path? Getting a divorce is a very severe reaction to your wife being silly.”
“I didn’t say Minnie was silly!” Mickey responded. “I said she was fucking Goofy!”
This joke is elevated when you can do a good Mickey Mouse voice.
Full original:
Not as bad as I was expecting
Oh there’s more, just drawn by…different artists
…goofykin?
Once, anyway. Presumably.
I’m sure he gets it all the time. Who wouldn’t fuck Goofy?
Don’t stick your dick in crazy. Goofy on the other hand…
I mean he’s a hot dogman. Just imagine what that tongue do.
Giggity giggity
We never found out what happened to Max’s mother, but Mr. Geef seemed pretty resolutely single in Goof Troop.
Gawrsh
And your mum gorshes
Ah hyuck! Murder!
Should I explain Maxie? How I know your Dad fuh-hyucks?
Most guys will fuck anything, why not Goofy?
He’s fun. He’s caring. He’s lovely towards his friends and family. One could do a lot worse than Goofy.
If you’re telling me you didn’t get hard after seeing him do the perfect catch, you’re a fucking liar.
And he has money.
