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TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

What would you do if you could transform into an invisible tiger?

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What would you do if you could transform into an invisible tiger?

TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago
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    Eat the rich.

  • yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Like transform back and forth under my control? Study the physics of matter transformation and invisibility, maybe earn a Nobel prize in the process.

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    Really depends on a few things.

    If it’s like I turn into an invisible anthro tiger without limitations on how long I get to be transformed, probably do something extremely dumb like robbing a bank.

    If it’s just a normal tiger that’s invisible, but without limits on how long and I’m in full control, no idea.

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    Not kill anyone in my town, that’s for sure. I’ve read the Gwern Death Note post

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    Visit the white house. Then the congress.

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      I’d be pretty worried about getting caught anyway. A tiger is not small and a tiger killing somebody is not quiet, clean or subtle. Unless this is a suicide mission; nobody’s expecting it, so it could probably get you in a room with anyone, once.

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      Same. And then retire to the woods.

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        I would imagine a few more places that I would pay a visit to…

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        With a full belly, to the companies of many La’Sanche, retire a joyful Khajiit to make many cubs!

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      Immediate thought was, “I can think of one guy I’d definitely maul.”

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    2 chicks at the same time.

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      Fuckin A

      • ripcord@lemmy.world
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        …fuckin A.

    • showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website
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      Not all women are in to a guy just because he can turn in an invisible tiger.

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        Willing to bet at least two are though and that’s all it takes

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    Lick my own asshole.

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      Also probably do that stretchy leg thing and forget to put it down shortly afterwards.

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    What an odd question. I would, of course, become feral immediately and find a forest to live the rest of my days in.

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      Omg you’d be so Apex.

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    Is the tiger always invisible or just when you want it to be? I’m thinking pranking a friend in the shower, but I think it would be more fun with a visual component

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    Physics experiments.

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      Would you don PPE?

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        As an invisible tiger, you ARE the PPE.

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    Pounce on Calvin every single time.

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    I would fight crime and injustice

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      He didn’t say White Tiger.

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        If it’s invisible, you can’t see what color it is

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    Eat some faces and never be caught because I’m invisible.

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      I misread that as “eat some feces” at first, but either way I guess you do you.

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        He means “pretend to be a leopard.”

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    Well, it would fucking suck. Being invisible means light passes through the retinas and would not be absorbed by photoreceptor cells, making me completely blind. I guess I would try to go somewhere quiet so I could listen out. Being blind would be a death sentence in the wild. My only hope is to get picked up by a zoo or rehab center that actually cares for the animals.

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      No, its magic not scientific. You can see, but you can’t be seen.

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    Bump into someone every once in a while, watch as confusion spreads.

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