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“Due to repeated login failures, this account has been locked. Please try again in 96 hours.”
“Alright, back inside you go…”
“Just a quick adventure, Morty. In and out in 20 minutes, tops.”
Is this the moment You sign up for capitalism? Because I don’t remember ever agreeing to that.
By breathing Airos®, “Breath better now… Ahhh…”, you agree to the terms and conditions to the rest of the Terms of Service (which, for the rest of the document, will be referred to as TOS).
You should check the documentation in your local capitalist agency office for when you signed up. Maybe your minimum term is soon ending.
I didn’t sign no doggone social contract
Baby gets depressed, goes to suicide prevention site; since he has no account he can’t provide email so he is locked out.
Writes message in a helpful chat provided, responds to the mod and is then lifetime banned and blocked for harassment.
Sigh, may as well play a game on his phone, right? Oops, game needs an update.
Game can’t update because his OS needs an update.
Clicks OS update button, phone bricks
I feel this shit in my bones.
Captcha: click every image that has a bus in it.
Baby: What the fuck is a bus?
Baby: Also what the fuck is “click”, “every”, “image”, “that”, “has”, “a”, “in”, “it”, “what”, “the”, “fuck”, “is”, “also”, and “and”?
Baby probably doesn’t even realize it’s a participant and not just an observer yet.
That guy aged so much in 1 minute.
“Fuck that, I’m living off the grid!”
If real names had to be unique, how many numbers would be in your name? 🤔
We should just give everyone a first name and a uuid.
I think I saw there should be a couple hundred of me, per the census data.
Four names (Two first names and two family names) plus place of birth should, on its own, rule out any probability of sharing the same exact name with anyone. No need for numbers.
kills himself instantly
Please let me go back in
baby fail
baby success. world fail
