I’m so fucking tired of the word “cringe” lately.

“Me and the boys was wonderin’ if we could go family style on 'er…?”

You’re correct, mb. I’m smashing like two or three of them together.

“He needs MONEY!”

St. George Carlin

The ratio of unicorns to leprechauns

Out another diverse chick in it and make her gay and lame.

Ftfy.

Who sends messages to nobody…?!

whoosh

I usually say such things to such individuals not as a way to bring them out of their obvious delusion

Holy fucking reading comprehension, Batman. To be fair ( to be FAIR!), I’m seriously impressed at your writing skills, considering you’re an obvious goldfish.

“Short, quippy, and wrong.” You’re deciding someone else’s position for them, and then debating that.

“You’re a right-winger.”

I usually say such things to such individuals not as a way to bring them out of their obvious delusion, but as a way to highlight said delusion to others that read it afterwards.

Are you three…‽ It would explain your absolutely atrocious understanding of the world around you, and it would be a fine excuse for your conversational/debate “skills.”

“Rob Schneider is Kenny!”

“Finally! A fashionable shoe for the blind earthbender.”

Add Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn to that pile. Can’t stand any of 'em.

Are we talking about Jack Black, or The Rock…?

Well said. Can’t stand that guy.

What’s the power level of them big fuckin’ guns, anyway…?

A planetary population of completely gullible fuckwits that believe a fancy search engine is capable of anything beyond fevered hallucinations…

…well SHIT.

Cordyceps…?! Are we trying to get horny goat zombies? Cos that’s how you get horny goat zombies.