These wrap around sunglass wont make you look like a conservative dad. And for only $1,500, you too can not look like a conservative dad.
Yes, there are REALLY $1,500. A bargin if you ask me.
What the Leeloo’s suspenders are those?
These are, and Im dead serious here, $1500 Oakley’s.
You’re not allowed to wear those unless you shave your head and put on a jump suit.
Tbh if you were to wear those and a lab coat, shaved head and a mustache you’d be a very, very crazy scientist
You are so right, I forgot about the mustache. But its got to be something like a horseshoe or a really big handlebar. Muttonchops might work too.
Instead you can be a techno-authoritarian autocrat thats plans are constantly ruined by an annoying blue hedgehog
I think this is more of a geographic problem than a fashion problem.
Real 🙃
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone remotely fitting that description wearing a pair of these…
Oakley Radar EV path in ‘retina burn’ colorway.
Make sure to get the kind without colored reflections. Mirrored might work, if you’re fit. Dark tinted is your best bet.
My eyes are very sensitive to light, so I’ve been using “Men in Black” - style wraparound sunglasses since the late 90’s.
I am a dad, but pretty much as far from conservative one can be. Where I live conservative dads do not tend to use these at all.
I wear these Ray-Bans with Costco’s transition driveway lenses.
i would clock those as conservative dad
no offense to you or your style lilbokchoy
Those are the most generic sunglasses I can imagine. I’m pretty certain they don’t say anything.
No offense taken. I picked them because they fit the most comfortably for me.
My wife says I look like I’m on vacation this time of year because of how I dress in addition to the sunglasses.
wear thick linens and shaggy hair with beaded necklaces and you’ll look more like a “guy who wont give his name” than any particular affiliation
No
Just wear em but then don’t be an asshole. Disarm people. And call out people that assume you’re an asshole and try to talk to you like you’re one of them.
My partner is bald (not by choice) and white (also not by choice) and he gets racist people assuming he’s racist all the time. Just call em out or make them feel weird if they say some fucked up shit to you.
Is your partner Jeff Innocent? https://youtu.be/NdzFzg_YvGQ If not, maybe he’ll enjoy this
Alexa, play Darude - Sandstorm
Looks like the dude from Prodigy
Looks like dude from Home Movies
Coach McGurk.
😭😭
Wear whatever you want and try not to care about what other people think of it.
Rainbow colored wrap around sunglasses
Conservative dad with great fashion
La Forge. Geordi La Forge. Agent double-aught sixty-nine at your service.
Dam those are sick af
Honestly I might lmaaaooo
Not polarized. Boo
I kinda want one lol
Short answer? No.
Long answer? Nooooooooo.
