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Im a “brought my own bag, and then put stuff in it at the store, unloaded it to scan and put it back into the bag after checkout” :3
Dam I’d need a Bag of Holding
Don’t have to carry the bag around if you use the cart. Less effort
As far as I know none of the stores in my town even have shopping carts tbf. I’d have to go shop in the city if I wanted to use one hah
Lawful good and neutral good are the ONLY acceptable anwers
Chaotic good is fine if you don’t launch it too hard. It’s enjoyable to put barely enough force in so that it just slides into the cart in front of it.
It’s like bowling.
Just don’t launch it from far away, otherwise it could veer into someone’s car. Which would be caught on camera, incidentally.
…or veer into a person, which happened to me (yes I was struck by a runaway cart, no I’m not proud of that). I was not seriously injured.
In my defense, I was distracted- and that cart was running on silent mode or something.
The mystical cart without a janky wheel, the prophecies have foretold of this one.
But you’d still have to go up to the trolley to get your pound back.
What’s wrong with true neutral?
The societal acquiescence of the existence of poverty.
Chaotic Good. Though more often I’m a “ride-it-into-the-corral” guy.
I’m “got the coin back that I put in the cart when I got it”.
Disagree with these, except maybe LG, LE, NE, and CE.
Neutral good: Given directly to the next customer.
Chaotic good: Given to the poor.
Lawful neutral: Returned to a corral.
True neutral: Given to a staff member.
Chaotic neutral: Returned to another store.True neutral implies you took it from the homeless and are giving it back to them.
The true neutral taketh, and giveth back
What alignment are you if you just take it home?
For the record: I am chaotic good. I can accurately hit the inside of the corral from up to 150 feet away. 😤
True neutral
Returned to the poor
I used to do it with my car. Late at night, after store is closed, go to local supermarket, find unreturned trolleys, square them up with my car, line myself up, and push them along the car park like I was competing in some urban form of Curling.
The lowly shopping cart is the only appliance that can absorb my gathered rage as I launch it full speed into its brethren
What’s zip tied to the asshole SUV that is parked in four spaces?
Karma is typically connected to Lawful Neutral.
I don’t see what you’re talking about, zip tie or poorly parked SUV
OP is saying that they like to zip-tie the cart, not that it’s in any of the images; and they’re asking what alignment that would fall under.
Ahhhh. That makes sense. Thanks
Which one is hop into the basket and take it for a joyride?
Chaotic Cool 😎
I rarely use a cart anymore because I do more frequent, shorter, trips and just bring a tote bag. But the other day I went with someone to a store and we used a cart. I returned it to the cart return place and she was like “good. You can learn a lot about someone by what they do with the cart”
I’m on the good row, depending on the store and distance back. I have on one occasion delivered a cart back to the store via my car (a good mile or so away) - it was left in our neighborhood, I was doing it for myself and neighbors, not the store, so I don’t know where that puts me. It’s the opposite of true neutral, since presumably someone poor had used it and discarded it.
I’d be more inclined to think teenagers took it for hijinks, but I’m not familiar with the neighborhood where you found it, of course
I ride the cart to the corral, stepping off at the last minute such that I stop while the cart reaches warp 1 and makes the loudest noise possible.
I’m 40.
So Neutral Evil just means lazy bitch-ass trash?
Chaotic evil is resting the cart on a very slight incline that will cause it to careen into someone a few seconds after it is unattended.
