Geordi is a vibe coder
These stem bolts won’t seal!
Reverse the polarity!
That was Jon Pertwee’s go-to for technobabble when he was in Doctor Who (although the full line “I’ve reversed the polarity of the neutron flow” only appears twice, IIRC).
If we invert the chirality of the tachyon pulse emitter, we can stabilize the fluctuations in the muonic field!
Re polarize the power coupling!
Something something deflector dish…
Active the Turbo Encabulator
But that’ll offset the sverving bearing’s dingle arm alignment! So crazy it might just work
Status report on the PLASMA COILS!!
Have you checked the intermix?
Conflooble the energy-motron!
Like putting too much air into a balloon!
And then something bad happens!
I read it as Technoblade at first and now i miss him :(
