• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    “I’m always right Billy … so if I say you did it … you have to agree with me”

    “But I didn’t do it”

    “That’s called lying Billy … and resisting arrest”

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      “I’m just saying that I didn…”
      {throws a gun at Billy} "HE’S GOT A GUN. I’M FEARING FOR MY LIFE!” {starts blasting in all directions}

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    When I was like 7 I was having a meltdown because foster care sucks, and emergency services was called. The fire department got there first and realized that the easiest way to deal with my was to wait for me to run out of juice, then the cop came and tried restraining me. That idea was ended pretty damned quickly when I head butted him until I split my own skin and tried to jack his taser to “Zap his nuts off”. After that the cop joined the fire department in making bets on how long till I either injured myself too much or ran out of juice, the cop won because apparently I impressed him enough to think I could go for nearly 5 more hours straight.

    I think back on that and thank my ancestors for being so pale I can work as a high visibility reflective surface and the fact the cop was surprisingly chill even though I busted his nose up.

  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Remember Billy, I can invoke qualified immunity but you’re not qualified as immune to arbitrary arrest unless you’re rich and never speak out against fascism

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    I would not be surprised if this is an actual page from a actual children’s book. Conservatives have been propelling themselves in the children’s media space since Trump lost the 2020 Election.