Former soldier searched Google, Reddit for spying tips, prosecutors say — Investigators say they found a document on the man’s computer titled: “Important Information to Share with Chinese Governme…::A document titled “Important Information to Share with Chinese Government" was allegedly found on the former soldier’s computer.
Oh man, that reminds me that I have a file called:
“File that would make any government super powerful, has a dead man switch, and I take bribes.”
I hope no one finds out about it.
Wait, you have one too? Crap