Martok has a saber bear rug in his room. It’s not dead, you know, just scared like the rest of us.

Martok does not own an oven, stove, or microwave. That’s because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Martok doesn’t go hunting because the “hunting” implies that you might not succeed. Martok goes killing.

Martok can kill two stones with one lotlhmoq.

Martok was once bitten by a venomous mugato. After a month of excruciating pain, the mugato died.

If Martok fought a transporter duplicate of himself, they would both win.

In an average crewman’s quarters there are a hundred objects Martok could use to kill you. That includes the room itself.

Martok has never cheated death. He wins fair and square.