Debbie Downer: These monitor lizards are sizing each other up and are in the midst of their intraspecific threat display. Since neither lizard is particularly larger than the other, a potentially deadly altercation between these individuals could result in life long injuries or even death for the one that loses.

In reality:

I’M SO RELIEVED… THAT I’LL BE THE ONE TO TURN YOU INTO A HANDBAG, YOU SOMVABISH!

When Frank said “See ya later, alligator.” Tim took it literally.

Yeah, I know that was my sister…