It’s real, they did an article about him. This was supposed to be a soft piece to make him more human. ha ha.
Why is he wearing shoes on his hands?
Essentially Sports is a made for advertising SEO gamer site. They don’t produce any significant content.
Meta CEO, Mark Zuckerberg not only is a media giant but also a sporting fanatic. While everyone is aware of his love for combat sports, only a few know about his interest in surfing. Like Meta has a knack for launching a new update every once in a while, its maker has a fondness for surfing treacherous waves intermittently. Interestingly, paddling into the ocean helps Zuckerberg stay focused.
Jesus. What a ham-handed PR piece. He has billions, but hires Temu PR for his humanization campaign. What a complete jackass.
They do appear to call him “The Eye of Sauron” so, maybe the person writing this wasn’t really interested in making him look good and phoned it in.
They also call him Zukerberg at least twice.
Whiteface
What a ghoul
He really went hard on the sunblocker because everyone knows that lizards love the sun.
He thought it would make an insellable picture. He was wrong. He’s gone the Madonna route, and wears the same clothes when he’s not wanting to be photographed.
Why do billionaires NEED to be liked so badly? Is it because they don’t trust that anyone in their life likes them for who they are, instead of their money? Maybe, it’s because their own kids and wives hate them?
Reflexive markets need faith…not good ideas or people.
Money can’t fix self esteem.
Can get you saint hood if you housed millions.
You can at least go to the medium place.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. We can’t imagine what it’s like to be that obscenely wealthy. Logic would state that it works the other way too. They have very little concept of humanity in general. You and I would be the same if no one in the world could tell us “no”. It’s a form of psychosis, in my humble opinion.
if only there was some way to get rid of the money
He probably is just Autistic
Nah this isn’t autism. Autism has issues understanding human social rules.
He understands just fine given his manipulations, he just doesn’t care and actively works to smash them. That’s sociopathy
No, I’m almost certain it is Autism. You don’t need to like Facebook or Zuck as a person. (Please don’t) But it is inappropriate to poke at his real struggles. I think he is the classic example of money can’t buy happiness. (Or empathy)
a lack of empathy is literally the defining trait of sociopathy.
autistic people DO have empathy for fucks sake. they (we) just have trouble with unclear social cues, but understand and have emotions just fine.
zuck, musk, and the rest are sociopaths; not autistic. (they probably could be both, but the autism is definitely not the issue here…)
zuck, musk, and so on use autism as an excuse and shield against criticism, because, in their minds, it absolves them having to change their behavior. “that’s just how they are” - fuck no, that’s not how autistic people act or behave at all!
it’s INSANELY damaging to actual autistic people to go around saying people clearly displaying traits of sociopaths are autistic.
FUCK OFF with that shit.
They are clearly spergs AND billionaires. It looks like such a combination is especially not photogenic
What is funny here, in this post, is their autistic traits and media clumsiness that is so characteristic for rich neurodivergents (as non rich people generally are not in any media obviously)
Hence the post focuses on the spectrum traits and it will be discussed from such angle naturally if we see them
If they were some poor autistic sob from Andalusia then we just would have to rein in our remarks but for billionaires it’s a free game to harass them for any reason. That’s what we agreed upon
Therefore we harass them for autistic displays in media as it is very easy but we must pretend that this is not autism to stay coherent in our moral righteousness and not evoke cognitive dissonance
I have no idea what I just read.
Are you saying that we harass billionaires? I’m not sure I like the word harass as that seems almost like stalking. Instead we can make fun of them when they make dumb choices and hold them accountable for there actions.
Fuck. That one is kinda cool though
It would be funny if he had a sense of humor. I’m pretty sure he’s serious though.
I’m not saying it’s the coolest photo out there. It’s just the first photo I’ve seen of him where it’s not absolutely cringe at first glance.
Like, take any other photo of him, put somebody else there in the exact situation, and it’s still a cringe photo. This one though? Nah, pretty cool if it was someone else. Thats all I was trying to get across
“In 2022, the Eye of Sauron opened up about the reasons he surfs every morning.”
If he’s the Eye, who’s the Mouth? Musk?
Instead of Gandalf the grey there’s Bernie the Blue
Rare photo indeed. He’s usually better at staying secluded after molting
This is ridiculous. Lizard people don’t molt.
Wow. Surprisingly caked.
I heard for night routine but day???
Honestly, there is nothing to learn in this
I expected to hear an older British man say: “And here, we can see the pale water lizard riding the waves, in hopes of finding friends. So far, the efforts have been in vain.”
I know the voice I’m hearing it in
Taking over Hawaiin land and stealing their water.
Zuckerberg surfs every morning right before he indulges in his complicated work algorithms, reports the New York Post. Now obviously being an IT giant comes with a casket full of responsibilities
Dressing up as a thicc Geosha Surfer every morning helps Zuck deal with his daily casket of problems.
he puts on a new human synthetic mask on his android chassis everyday you mean
complicated work algorithms
Pour more billions into VR!!! ONE OF THESE DAYS IT HAS TO PAY OFF1!1!!
Whatever dude. They’re complicated. You couldn’t understand.
Hey i like vr, I think it’s neat that we had a billionaire pour liquid money on it and make a shit ton of r&d, even if it still hasn’t become a breakthrough killer platform.
I think it shows spine… Or something.
Zuck has been nothing but terrible for the state of VR. Oculus was doing fine before Facebook bought them, and since then all they’ve contributed is trying to fragment the ecosystem.
Nah the Quest 3 (and I’d argue still the 2) is easily the best headset on the market right now.
Nothing else comes close to the features, quality, and most importantly the price.
You can hate meta and Facebook and the zucc all you want but they are doing legitimate really really cool things with VR
I like VR too! But all those billions aren’t going into R&D, they are going into their shitty “metaverse” & exclusivity deals for VR content providers. Meta is just trying to capture the VR market before it properly gets going, so they have a revenue stream like Google & Apple.
That’s very bad for the future of VR. If they succeed, it will massively dampen the market of possible ventures, and will ensure one of the worst companies on the planet gets even more personal information from everyone.
Did he take his face off so it wouldnt get wet?
