nicgentile@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month agoYou are the badass hero. You are about to detonate a bomb that will kill you, destroy the enemy and save humanity. What is your last badass quote?message-squaremessage-square171linkfedilinkarrow-up1166arrow-down110
arrow-up1156arrow-down1message-squareYou are the badass hero. You are about to detonate a bomb that will kill you, destroy the enemy and save humanity. What is your last badass quote?nicgentile@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square171linkfedilink
minus-squareyesman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·1 month agoI would get nervous, fuck it up. Then try to save it; making it more cringe. Then detonate the bomb just to end the awkwardness.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month ago… Sorry, you failed your perception check as well. As you pull out the ‘bomb’… You are startled to discover it is actually two ramen noodle packs, each of which has slightly torn packaging, out of which a bit of crumbled dehydrated noodle bits leak.
I would get nervous, fuck it up. Then try to save it; making it more cringe. Then detonate the bomb just to end the awkwardness.
… Sorry, you failed your perception check as well.
As you pull out the ‘bomb’…
You are startled to discover it is actually two ramen noodle packs, each of which has slightly torn packaging, out of which a bit of crumbled dehydrated noodle bits leak.