Playing healer got me laid, then got me married.
No bullshit, I met the woman that became my wife in a rando PUG, with me keeping the group alive during a boss run with no tank. Nobody fucking died, we killed the boss, and they invited me to their guild.
A few weeks later, she and I were becoming good friends via teamspeak. A few months after that the friendship started turning romantic. A little over a year after that, she came for a visit. It was fucking magic, so she moved down permanently a few months after that, and we got married. That was a tad over ten years ago.
Never underestimate the love a squishy archer can have for their healers :)
She plays dps and wears the pants, right?
Nobody wears pants. Pants are a myth
I met my wife on Habbo-goddamn-Hotel, but yeah… now we fuck.
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I got onto a sponsored LOL team because I was willing to drop DPS and switch to healer. Healers rule.
Did your team win?
Occasionally on the regional level.
The one chance we made it to a national level we got the worst seed I have ever seen and the first three teams that we played would go on to be the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place teams in the national tournament.
We got destroyed.
I decide who lives and dies
She’s clearly never played Paladins. All healers can be super effective when the enemy doesn’t expect it.
Her face when he is a doctor
Would she marry a doctor though?
No way. She wants whatever the irl job equivalent of a tank is.
