The funeral home offers 2-for-1 on the caskets, but the tombstones only come in a club back of three

Don’t get me started on the offerings for side-by-side plots, it’s cheaper just to get a mass grave if you’re buying in bulk

That was my first thought too, but I could see a practical married couple jumping at that deal.

Therefore, I’ll one up you with child-size coffins.

Infant-sized coffins