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minus-squareJoeffect@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoA part of child birth is making sure that the baby doesn’t get poop all over it… Basically just the same shit different hole
minus-squareShou@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·22 hours agoOn the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.
minus-squareudon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·20 hours agoOn the plus side, it probably only gets better from there!
minus-squaredandylion@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoWhere I’m from it’s tradition to smear some shit on a new baby’s forehead.
minus-squareTest_Tickles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·22 hours agoYou have to start early if you want a child to be able to cope with growing up in New Jersey.
A part of child birth is making sure that the baby doesn’t get poop all over it… Basically just the same shit different hole
On the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.
On the plus side, it probably only gets better from there!
Where I’m from it’s tradition to smear some shit on a new baby’s forehead.
Wtf
You have to start early if you want a child to be able to cope with growing up in New Jersey.