This is too perfectly cringe for this to be real, right? Right?
Nah shit like this happens to women all the time on discord too according to my brother
How you bro knows this ? Either he sends them, or he pretends to be a woman.
A little from both columns.
Or he is friends with a woman.
Can’t be
Believe it or not he’s friends with multiple women who use Discord.
Oh, you sweet summer child…
That message gave me cooties!
As a woman I can confirm that this is sadly all too plausible.
As a woman
sup, wanna hang out, don’t want cooties (eww), unless?
This kid is one failed RuneScape relationship away from wearing a fedora and blaming women for global warming
Women are hot, the world is warming, what else do you need?
I knew it. The problem is that women aren’t cool.
“Hey do you want to go on a date”
“No”
“Fuck you bitch you’re ugly anyway”
My friend actually bragged about having this interaction. We all mocked him and I think he is more polite in rejection now.
Whatever happened to a good ol fashioned ‘bobs and vagene’. Kids these days.
This is why I never add anyone from a single game as policy. “Sorry, if I added everyone from a single game, my friends list would be filled to the brim with random people I played with once.” It’s a nice policy that lets everyone down easy.
I don’t think there’s a universe where this guy had a shot doing this, but each attempt at irony and self-effacing deprication makes it worse
*deprecation
buddy has ZERO GAME
I really can’t be sure if this is an inexperienced kid being awkward, or an incel being creepy. There’s evidence supporting either conclusion.
Plus, if you’re messaging someone for the first time, you probably wanna leave out any remarks that need to be followed with “just joking”.
This is so horrible that I am tempted to use it as copypasta and actually sending it to people
fun fact: jerry once claimed to be autistic, then when everyone called him out and told him no, he wasn’t, he recanted his statement.
Dude has a 12 foot long calendar on his wall with all 365 days on it
I’d give him an A… for effort. 👍
I don’t know if I should cry or be mad
