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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    Original

    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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      I’m so glad I’m not missing out on a slightly larger margin.

      • OhShitSon@lemm.ee
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        It’s much better quality.

        • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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          True. So it consumes more of my internet! Grrrr!

          • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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            Is your internet a sheep?

            • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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              The speed of a sheep, the voracious appetite of a lion for my money.

        • javasux@lemmy.world
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          https://xkcd.com/1683/

      • Mango@lemmy.world
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        You can see the quality difference right?

        • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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          Not at my phone without zooming in. 🤷‍♂️

          • Mango@lemmy.world
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            Okay don’t take this as an insult, but you gotta get glasses or update your glasses or something. Either that or your phone screen is really bad.

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              You’re just jealous of my superior anti aliasing brain skills.

              • VantaBrandon@lemmy.world
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                I personally zoom and enhance automatically

              • Mango@lemmy.world
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                Not if it’s temporal anti aliasing!

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                  I resemble that remark!

      • VantaBrandon@lemmy.world
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        Its a marginal difference

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    me_irl

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      If you wanna be even wider eyed, consider that trump ‘tariffs’ are a great way to extort other counties, they’ll all pay that extortion fee directly to donald trump to avoid the tariffs. He will leave the white house a trillionaire in 4 years and nothing can stop it.

      • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world
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        He’ll die soon.

        • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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          I hope for an artery to clog while he forms his signature little O mouth together with accordion hands, and eyes-crossed falls over mouth frothing to be never seen again. The end.

          • VantaBrandon@lemmy.world
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            I’m hoping for a Biden like decline but drastically worse, knowing he’ll cling to power 'till the bitter end and sabotage Vance’s future campaign

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            I don’t want Vance to be president, but I do really want Trump to die quite soon.

            • VantaBrandon@lemmy.world
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              I wouldn’t be bothered by retroactive, in case anyone can make that happen

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          I hate to say it, but I’d actually take orangie over the couch fucker

          Turd vs turd who is more effective

    • VantaBrandon@lemmy.world
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      Literally, and by that I mean, YES that is the face I was making

      Some combination of dread, denial, fear, anxiety and a general sense that shit is about to hit the fan

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    This comic is several decades old by now. This means her daughter is now all grown up and voting Trump now.

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      She’s reading a book as a child, likely went to college and voted Harris/Walz like a good non-nazi citizen

      I’m trying to cope

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    Trump could shoot someone on 5th avenue, eat their corpse, shit himself, murder a puppy with his bare hands while screaming ALLAH AKBAR and STILL mother fuckers would vote for him just for lower egg prices

    We are the dumbest fucking country on the planet

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      And egg prices will still go up.

      Catastrophicly so.

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        People don’t seem to understand how bad deflation is.

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      Man you are imagining trump capable of a lot of exercise. The guy could never do any of that he’d die of a heart attack trying to walk up to somebody

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      murder a puppy with his bare hands

      Would have to be quite a small puppy, though.

    • bamfic@lemmy.world
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      A couple countries in Europe are in the running, and now even Canada too, I’m told.

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      You didn’t really need to add the bigoted bullshit and just as reference “god is great” was and is still a warcall of Christians.

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    This reminds me of the boy who cried wolf. Eventually the boy cries wolf too many times, townspeople stop listening to the boy, and stop responding to the cries.

    The way we tell it, though, is that the boy is falsely crying wolf each time. And the townspeople eventually learn their lesson and stop responding.

    One hypothetical that I always think about is what if the boy is correct each time, and there really is a wolf every time? Well, I think the townspeople would eventually grow numb to the cries and stop responding anyway, and kinda leave the boy to fend for himself because they’re sick of helping him. We’d see the same result even if the boy did nothing wrong.

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    The choice was between a very selective sheep herder and a very nonselective sheep eater. Not wanting to watch some of the sheep get all the good stuff, they decided on the sheep eater. While being exceptionally cruel to them, this one is also being exceptionally cruel towards the sheep favoured by the herder, so in their perspective, not much was lost.

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      I’d say it was a non selective herder and a semi selective eater.

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        What makes you say that? Kamala would have benefitted some people, but Trump hurts everyone.

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      deleted by creator

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    150 million sheep would beg to differ

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      Only they see themselves as wolves, which would explain why they call the others sheeple

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      We only had 67% voter turnout, so that’d be about 112 million

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      deleted by creator

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    I told you not to vote for the Sheep-Eating Wolves Party!

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      Don’t blame me, I voted for the sheep-eating-coyote!

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    The time to post this was a week ago.

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      This is definitely a repost.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Americans who live in straw and stick houses: “That big bad wolf won’t blow down my house!”

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      • Hispanics for Trump
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        Workers for capitalism

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    Like the emperors new cloths was suppose to be a stop gaurd against someone like trump. Nope. The only fairy tales we subscribe to are bibletm and they need to be predigested by a guy who touches little boys.

    Sad thing is, the person who read me the emperors new clothes is the one gobbling his knob.

    Wisdom is probably a very real feature of society we need and depend on. I think with the suddenness of all the technological advancement the wisdom we needed to have in place just wasn’t there.

    It’s almost like the reason there isn’t any visitors in a universe filled with life is knowledge cannot advance as fast as intelligence.

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    Nicely done

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    The mother and I made the same expression 2 days ago

  • WolvenSpectre@lemmy.ca
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    Even Tommy Douglas thought that the mice would elect cats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqgOvzUeiAA

  • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com
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    Children’s stories are often seeds of critical thinking sown in growing minds.

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      This shows that a shit tonne of American parents didn’t read their kids bed time stories

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