I like how it leaves in a swiggity swooty fashion.
How have I never noticed that these goobers don’t have arms or nothin. I can’t imagine this thing walking in any way other than a swiggity swooty approach.
This is God’s creature right here.
I had to rewatch the video to make sure I got an exact image of what swiggity swooty means
Truly a doofus of a bird.
I thought kiwis spoke English.
They do have a funny way of speaking it.
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All my friends have been on my deck.
They say “LILILILILILI!” Then cut your throat with a thrown chakram that bounced off the throat of the guy beside you.
They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.
And their short i’s to a short e
All our vowels are just “u” (or schwa as I was once told).
- Nuw Zulund
- Fush und chups
- Uh nu, u’m buchd, u’m buchd us.
My favorite author is a kiwi who writes In English and teaches it, but for all I know she sounds like the video
Ah, so the kiwi has a bird body but still uses its dinosaur voice.
All birds use their dinosaur voices.
>barges into view
>releases 20,000 demons
>refuses to elaborate
>and he waddled away (waddle waddle)Nightmare Potato.
When it ran away was pretty great.
“Until next time”
My job here is done! Away!
Sounds just like the fruit.
I can hear the dinosaur in it…
Husband: I want one of those! /s
Wife: who needs a rooster when you can hear that all night long??
Like it ate a little dinosaur? But how??
This is the sound of an animal with no natural predators.
Nonsense, I remember watching a documentary as a kid that the tasmanian devil would spin around into a little tornado and eat kiwis.
slowed down would sound like the stereotypical t-rex
I eat kiwi all the time and I ain’t never heard them make a sound.
They’re obviously dead before they put the them out at the grocery store. I bet you don’t see yours running around outside either.
So melodious.
Also a very interesting run style.
I suddenly understand the inspiration behind shows like Lost being made:-).
I’m still bitter about the ending.
I kept waiting for the show to be finished being made. I didn’t want like a Game of Thrones scenario (even though that one hadn’t happened yet:-).
Finally I relented and watched season 1. It was so good! Then I heard about the show’s ending and… never bothered to watch the rest.:-(
I guess it saved me a bunch of time, so there’s that. 🙄
I don’t believe this is a real animal.
It’s a fruit
Birds aren’t real
