We are fucked aren’t we?
Not just yet! At least it’s not acid rain right?
Just you wait. Given some of the dumb things that have come out of people’s mouths, I would definitely not be surprised to see a headline like:
BREAKING: Corporate scientists suggest microplastic problem be solved with acid rain.
OPINION: Microplastics are everywhere. Here’s why that’s a good thing…
“Imposing any kind of environmental regulations in businesses would destroy the entire economy, concludes team of economists paid by those businesses. Coming up next - are you doing enough to protect your family from dangerous toxins in our environment? We’ll tell you what a dumb and lazy piece of shit you are, after these ads!”
gets caught in an acid rain storm
Trips balls
Yet
we’ve had acid rain since the 1850s and we still have it today
Nah, we’ll just filter all the water on Earth.
Humans consist of water mostly too
All water means all water. Maybe some sort of blood filter, as well.
Fucking gliter getting everywhere
Should have been outlawed immediately.
Has anybody heard of any plan or idea to reduce microplastics? We’ve been hearing all this research over the past five years especially about all of the scary places we’re finding microplastics (like our brains, and testicles, and the top of Mt. Everest). I have yet to hear about any studies into reducing microplastics.
I’ve heard about scientists making breakthroughs for filtering plastic out of water in a way we can apply to our water management systems. This type of thing takes a long time to develop and even longer to implement without the help from government policies and funding. So uh… Things are happening… Very slowly.
The biggest source of microplastics you consume is actually from your clothing. So wear natural fibers if you can
Think of the shareholders!!
you forgot the exploitation of the proletariat step!
That step never stopped. It just used to be called feudalism.
That’s where Vitamin P comes from.