Pippin’s barrels and brooch at Isengard. One of the best chapters.
Was the Tachi ejected to save MCRN? Or did it float out of a wreck?
You can dere-lick my balls, cap-ee-tan.
TIL flotsam and jetsam were not made up punny names in The Little Mermaid
I immediately thought of Neopets hahaha
TiL those words exist
I didn’t know the difference between flotsam and jetsam an hour ago and I do now.
That’s life I suppose, full of flotsam and jetsam.
Here is more information: https://clickhole.com/are-you-a-flotsam-freak-or-a-jetsam-junkie-1825124630/
Now I’ve got 'er, boys.
The boss is on a roll!“It was a derelict spacecraft. It was an alien ship. It was not from there. Do you get it?”
Rimmer: This venom — are we safe in here?
Lister: It penetrated the hull of a class D space corps seeding ship. In comparison, we’re a sardine tin.
Rimmer: It’s coming straight for us.
Lister: There’s only three alternatives: it thinks we’re either a threat, food or a mate… It’s either gonna kill us, eat us or hump us. Either we persuade him we’re not that kinda oceanic salvage vessel, or we scarper pronto.
Cat: To get diddled by a giant squid on a first date? Think how I’d feel in the morning!You’d feel amazing, Cat. And I’d even make you breakfast.
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